The world of One Piece is filled with some of the most awe-inspiring and terrifying powers in all of anime, but for every god-tier ability like the Tremor-Tremor Fruit or the Mag-Mag Fruit, there’s a Devil Fruit that is hilariously, and sometimes tragically, useless. These are the powers that prove Eiichiro Oda has a fantastic and absurd sense of humor. While some of these fruits have been used to great effect by their cunning users, their core abilities are a testament to the sheer randomness of the Grand Line.

Here is a look at some of the silliest Devil Fruits in One Piece, ranked by their sheer absurdity.

5. Jacket-Jacket Fruit

The Jacket-Jacket Fruit is the perfect example of a power that sounds great on paper but is completely ridiculous in practice. Its user, Kelly Funk, can turn himself into a literal jacket. This ability is completely useless on its own; he needs another person to wear him to gain any power. This fruit turns its user into a piece of clothing, and its best use is when worn by his brother Bobby Funk, a massive guy who gains immense strength. The fact that the fruit’s power is entirely dependent on another person makes it one of the most situational and impractical abilities in the series.

4. Chatter-Chatter Fruit

The Chatter-Chatter Fruit allows its user, the talking seagull from the movies, to understand and speak with animals. While this is a nice ability for a friendly chat with a dolphin, it is utterly useless in a fight. The most powerful attacks a user can perform with this fruit are… giving a monster a pep talk or warning a group of squirrels about an impending attack. It’s a purely passive and non-combat-oriented fruit, a bizarre power to have in a world full of pirates and monsters.

3. Puff-Puff Fruit

This fruit’s power is simple and, honestly, quite bizarre. It allows its user to “puff” their body up to a ridiculously large size. The user, Urouge, a member of the Worst Generation, has used this ability to become a giant and powerful combatant. But on its own, it’s just a funny visual gag. The ability to just puff up like a balloon isn’t something that sounds impressive on paper, but Urouge has made it work by combining it with his immense physical strength.

2. Calm-Calm Fruit

The Calm-Calm Fruit allows its user to create a soundproof shield. The shield completely cancels out sound within it. This fruit is wielded by Corazon, the brother of the terrifying pirate Donquixote Doflamingo. While this ability is used for a noble purpose—protecting Trafalgar Law from Doflamingo’s abuse—it is completely useless for offense. Corazon’s clever use of the fruit to surprise his enemies and avoid their attacks is impressive, but the ability itself is so passive and non-combative that it’s just plain silly.

1. Smooth-Smooth Fruit

The Smooth-Smooth Fruit takes the top spot for its sheer absurdity. This fruit, eaten by Alvida, makes her entire body smooth, causing all attacks and objects to slide right off her skin. While it is a good defensive power, its true purpose is cosmetic: it makes her skin flawless, which is all she ever wanted. The fact that this incredibly rare and powerful fruit was used for something so mundane as a beauty treatment is a testament to the show’s humor. The fruit’s ability to deflect attacks is a great defense, but its core power is just so strange.

What about you? What’s the silliest Devil Fruit you’ve seen in the series?